Lancaster Grand Theatre

Chris Difford: An Intimate Evening of Songs & Stories
2027-04-25 19:30 (Europe/Paris)
As co-founder of Squeeze, Chris Difford is behind some of the smartest, sharpest lyrics in British pop. He co-wrote the band’s defining hits — Cool for Cats, Up the Junction, Labelled with Love, Tempted and Black Coffee in Bed — with long-time collaborator Glenn Tilbrook.

Beyond Squeeze, Difford’s song writing credits include collaborations with Elton John, Jools Holland and Bryan Ferry, alongside more than three decades hosting acclaimed song writing workshops.

Touring in Spring 2027 with a brand-new book, Difford brings an evening of classic songs, candid stories, dry humour, and readings from his latest work — stripped back, up close, and personal.

£29 Standard
£45 Premium (30 in total) best seats and goody bag.
£75 Meet & Greet (30 in total) preshow Meet and Greet with photograph/autograph, goody bag and front rows.

The Dazzling Diamonds: Comedy Drag Show
2027-05-22 19:30
The Dazzling Diamonds are back on tour and they’re bigger, bolder and funnier than ever!

From wowing London’s West End to selling out theatres the length and breadth of the country, the hilarious trio return with their brand-new smash hit comedy variety drag show.

Expect a dazzling mix of outrageous comedy, sensational live vocals and jaw-dropping dance routines from three internationally acclaimed performers. These glamorous comedy queens deliver a screamingly funny, fast-paced, laugh-out-loud spectacle like no other featuring iconic hits from Dolly Parton, Adele, Kylie, Abba and many more, but not quite like you’ve seen them before!

Heading out on the road for their fourth and biggest tour to date, The Dazzling Diamonds are bringing a new show packed with hilarious new routines, alongside fan favourites that audiences have come to know and love. They’ve been wowing audiences everywhere, leaving them with aching jaws, tears of laughter, and standing ovations night after night.

Don’t miss your chance to see why audiences are calling this “the funniest night on the road.“

Age 16+: Show contains strong language and adult humour.
The show contains flashing lights, theatrical haze, smoke effects.

Thank ABBA For The Music 2027
2027-07-03 14:30
Grab your platforms and flares for a journey back in time to when ABBA dominated the charts and ruled the airwaves. Thank ABBA For The Music is an epic two-hour ABBA-fest that captures all of the magic and excitement of one of pop history’s most phenomenal bands.

Expect all of ABBA’s iconic hits including Dancing Queen, Mamma Mia, Super Trouper, Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! SOS, Waterloo, Take A Chance On Me, Voulez-Vous and many more!

Featuring a dynamic cast of outstanding singers, dazzling choreography and interactive video projection – early booking is advised for what promises to be a high-octane extravaganza for ABBA-lovers everywhere.

As always ABBA and 70’s fancy dress is optional…but encouraged!

★★★★★ ‘FABBATASTIC NIGHT OUT! – Times & Star
★★★★★ ‘THE BIGGEST PARTY WITH THE UK’S BEST ABBA TRIBUTE’ – The Sands Centre, Carlisle
★★★★★ ‘YOU WERE AMAZING!’ – The Sage Gateshead

Disclaimer: Thank ABBA For The Music is a tribute show and is not affiliated or endorsed by the original artist or management company. www.thankabbaforthemusic.co.uk

Simon Fowler: The Ocean Colour Scene Songbook…..and beyond
2028-04-02 19:30
He’s the singer/songwriter who wrote the tunes for the Britpop generation. Simon Fowler, frontman for Ocean Colour Scene, penned The Riverboat Song, The Circle, The Day We Caught The Train, Moseley Shoals and many, many more. Lining up alongside Oasis at Knebworth, he took his band from Birmingham to the height of 1990s fame. Writing the seminal, triple-platinum Moseley Shoals, as well as the number one follow-up, Marchin’ Already, Fowler will relive his best work during an evening of classic songs and stories. He’ll also trace the origins of that work, taking fans on a compelling journey back to his pre-OCS days. Expect new songs and classic hits, fantastic tales and amusing anecdotes from one of Britpop’s central characters.

Premium (30 tickets) – £45 – goody bag, next best seats
Meet’n’Greet (40 tickets) – £75 – pre-show MnG with photo, autograph, goody bag, and best seats
