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SUMMARY:Mike Wozniak: The Bench
DESCRIPTION:New stand-up tour show from Mike Wozniak in which a story about a bench will be prominent. \n\nPrevious experience of or strong opinions about benches not required. Let Mike worry about that.  \nAs seen on Taskmaster\, Man Down and Junior Taskmaster. \n\nAs heard on Three Bean Salad podcast. \n\n“deliciously distinctive fun… The story of Wozniak might be the shaggiest of shaggy dog stories you will ever hear” The Evening Standard\n\n“a comic of adorably skewwhiff charm” The Times\n\n“Wozniak has a talent for [the] slightly absurd… a charming storyteller with a splash of the surreal” The I Paper\n\n“Wozniak is a great crafter of a story… A great performer with an interesting style\n\n\n” The Skinny \n“Wozniak is extremely funny” Beyond The Joke \n\n\nAge 14+
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/mike-wozniak-the-bench/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Ed Byrne: No Dramas
DESCRIPTION:Ed Byrne – No Dramas\n\nEd just wants to live a life free of hassles or drama. He feels he’s earned it\, but the world has other plans for him. Come\, hear the conquistador of petty gripes air his grievances with a world hell bent on irritating the bejeezus out of us all and\, who knows\, perhaps it will make you feel better about your own bouts of impotent rage.\n\n✭✭✭✭✭ “Hilarious… verging on greatness ” ROLLING STONE UK\n✭✭✭✭✭ “Fantastically funny ” EVENING STANDARD\n✭✭✭✭✭ “Funny above all else ” CHORTLE\n✭✭✭✭✭”Masterful… a must-see performance” ENTERTAINMENT NOW\n✭✭✭✭✭ “Ed Byrne breaks the five-star rating system to the point where multiples of stars could be added ” BROADWAYBABY\n✭✭✭✭ “Dead funny… the Irish comic is in great form ” DAILY MAIL\n✭✭✭✭1/2 “Byrne is disarmingly hilarious”METRO\n✭✭✭✭ “Just glorious” THE TIMES\n \n“Byrnes skill is to make you think you know where he’s going\, only for him to spin you round in another direction leaving you breathless with his skill and audacity and laughing with him at his world view.” EDINBURGH EVENING NEWS
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/ed-byrne-no-dramas/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Rhys James: Chop Logic
DESCRIPTION:Rhys has made a discovery that could fix everything. It’s been staring him in the face the whole time\, in a mirror held behind his head. If he can ignore his own problems for long enough\, he might just be able to solve yours.\n\nA fast\, forensic show of big ideas and gag-dense overthinking from one of the nation’s sharpest stand-ups.\n\nStar of TLC’s Mock The Week and BBC Radio 4’s Rhysearch\, also seen furrowing his brow on QI\, Live At The Apollo and his viral U&Dave lecture\, ‘I Stalk Strangers Online’.\n\n‘Scintillating stand-up’ ★★★★ The Times\n‘Flip your head back\, laugh out loud\, clap spontaneously\, snort uncontrollably and pee your pants funny’ ★★★★ Edinburgh Festivals Magazine\n ‘One of the funniest men in the world’ Richard Osman\n\nAge 14 plus
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