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SUMMARY:Dylan Moran: Looking for Trouble
DESCRIPTION:Mick Perrin Worldwide presents.\n\n\nWhat are you going to do? \nAre you going to go to work? Or stay in bed\, chasing oblivion. Guess what?  \n\n\nWe’re fresh out of oblivion.\n\nThe Economy will do fine without you – but how long will you survive without the usual giant horn of frozen caramel latte and the five thousand other pieces of bullshit you have smushed together so you can point at it and croak ‘That’s my ..life?’\n\nNow\, now\, all this drama and we’re not even out the door yet.\n\nFind out how it could all have been different. Find out how to reclaim your life by becoming a lethal kickboxing\, chess champion. Pioneer new trends in global lovemaking\, join tan elite band trillionaire poet/pastry chef/mountineers. Just go\nLOOKING FOR TROUBLE\n\nA brand new show from BAFTA and Perrier awarding winning comedian & star of Black Books\, Dylan Moran.\n\n“Joyfully cynical ” ★★★★★ – Metro\n“Perfect for the times” ★★★★★ – The i\n“Superb” ★★★★ – Guardian\n“Trumping Shakespeare\, he reduces life to four ages:\n“Child\, failure\, old and dead”. Faced with one-liners as killing as that the world suddenly seems a better place.” – ★★★★ – Telegraph.\n\nAge 16+
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/dylan-moran-looking-for-trouble/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Lucy Beaumont: Bad at Quiz Shows\, Good with Weirdos
DESCRIPTION:Lucy Beaumont has had quite the year. She lost a contestant £79\,000 on The Wheel\, forgot\nto revise for Mastermind\, and generally confirmed she’s terrible at quiz shows. So she’s\nsticking with what she does best – this autumn\, she’s back on the road with a brand new\nshow. \n\nFollowing the success of her sell-out debut UK tour\, Lucy returns with Bad at Quiz Shows\,\nGood with Weirdos – an evening packed with chaotic brilliance\, mayhem\, and beautifully\nsurreal storytelling that’s made her one of the UK’s most beloved comedians.\nExpect tales of going into hiding after Celebrity Traitors\, creating cow udder couture on The\nGreat British Sewing Bee\, and navigating life as someone for whom “normal” has never made\nmuch of an appearance.\n\nWhether you loved her on Taskmaster\, know her from her award-winning sitcom\, or just\nappreciate someone who turns everyday disasters into comedic gold\, this is the night out\nyou need. Come for the chaos. Stay for the weirdos.\n\nAge 14+
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/lucy-beaumont-bad-at-quiz-shows-good-with-weirdos/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTSTAMP:20260620T010428
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SUMMARY:Pinocchio: Adult Panto
DESCRIPTION:Age 18+ \n\n\nAfter Dark Entertainments presents: Pinocchio (Adult Panto) \n\nDid you wish upon a star for another year of Adult Panto pandemonium? Lucky you – it came true!\n\nThe team has pulled all the strings (and who nose what else) to bring you their seasonal spin on the tale of Pinocchio! Come and join the gang for a night of song\, laughter and festive frivolity\, all wrapped up in a Christmas cracker of a show!\n\nJust make sure you carve out some time to book your Jiminy ticket. You woodn’t want to miss this one… and that’s no lie!\n\nFor those who received a promo code via email on Monday 8th December 2025. Please note this expires on 31st December 2025.
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/pinocchio-adult-panto/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Ahir Shah: Golden
DESCRIPTION:HBO and Netflix star Ahir Shah (Live at the Apollo\, Mock The Week\, Have I Got News For You\,\nQI) is back with his new stand-up show Golden. His last show\, Ends\, won the prestigious\nEdinburgh Comedy Award for Best Show\, sold out shows across the world and was recorded as\na comedy special for Netflix.\n\nAhir has also been seen and heard on shows including Ahir Shah: Dots (HBO)\, Jurassic World 3\,\nFoundation (Apple TV)\, Richard Osman’s House of Games (BBC2)\, The Last Leg (C4)\, The Mash\nReport (BBC2)\, Frankie Boyle’s New World Order (BBC2) and The Now Show (BBCR4).\n\n“The most important stand-up of the year\, if not decade.”\nStephen Armstrong\n“this is truly outstanding stand up” ★★★★★\nBruce Dessau\, Evening Standard\n“A show so magnificent on every level…Absolutely my show of the Fringe”\nDominic Maxwell\, The Times\n“intricately crafted\, profoundly moving\, howlingly funny… he’s a blazing talent firing on all cylinders”\n★★★★★\nTristram Fane Saunders\, The Daily Telegraph\n“an astonishing comedy hour… takes audiences to the highest of highs of human emotion” ★★★★★\nIsobel Lewis\, The Independent\n★★★★★\nBrian Logan\, The GuardianAge 14+
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/ahir-shah-golden/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Henry Paker: Pencil Case
DESCRIPTION:Little Wander presents…\nHenry Paker: Pencil Case\n\nNew comedy show from Henry Paker\, featuring live illustration. \n\n\nYou’ve looked behind a Wizard’s Curtain. You’ve visited a sausage factory. Do you dare to gaze inside a cartoonist’s pencil case? \nLeave your preconceptions about comedy/illustration at the door and expect to find them in an absolute state on the way out. \n\nAs heard on Three Bean Salad podcast. As seen on The Last Leg and Russell Howard’s Good News. Cartoons as seen in Joe Wilkinson: My Autobiography and Kay’s Anatomy. \n\n\nReviews of Henry’s work: \n“He pulls laughs out of the air like a magician pulls rabbits out of a hat” Evening Standard \n“wonderfully ingenious” The Times \n“combines Daniel Kitson’s romanticised notion of introversion with Gary Larson’s comic-strip absurdity” Chortle \n\n\n★★★★ Chortle\n\n★★★★ The Guardian\n\n★★★★The Times\n\nAges 14+
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/henry-paker-pencil-case/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Count Arthur Strong: And It’s Goodnight From Me!
DESCRIPTION:Live Nation & Komedia Entertainment Presents \nCount Arthur Strong \nAnd It’s Goodnight From Me! \n\n\nThe second part of Count Arthur Strongs’ Farewell Tour of the World (Including the north east). \nCount Arthur Strong continues on for one last time\, as he says what just might be his final goodbye\, to whoever’s listening. \n\n\nDon’t miss this potentially wonderful event. Because if you do miss it\, you can’t say you were there\, like some people do. NB. Bring a hankie because you might get emotional.\n\nHere’s what some people said about the last farewell tour:\n‘…two hours of constant delight!’\nThe Mail on Sunday\n‘…a masterclass in character comedy!’\nThe Recs\n‘Al Pacino was mesmerising!’\nNorman Barry\, off Film Night
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/count-arthur-strong-and-its-goodnight-from-me/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Mike Wozniak: The Bench
DESCRIPTION:New stand-up tour show from Mike Wozniak in which a story about a bench will be prominent. \n\nPrevious experience of or strong opinions about benches not required. Let Mike worry about that.  \nAs seen on Taskmaster\, Man Down and Junior Taskmaster. \n\nAs heard on Three Bean Salad podcast. \n\n“deliciously distinctive fun… The story of Wozniak might be the shaggiest of shaggy dog stories you will ever hear” The Evening Standard\n\n“a comic of adorably skewwhiff charm” The Times\n\n“Wozniak has a talent for [the] slightly absurd… a charming storyteller with a splash of the surreal” The I Paper\n\n“Wozniak is a great crafter of a story… A great performer with an interesting style\n\n\n” The Skinny \n“Wozniak is extremely funny” Beyond The Joke \n\n\nAge 14+
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/mike-wozniak-the-bench/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Ed Byrne: No Dramas
DESCRIPTION:Ed Byrne – No Dramas\n\nEd just wants to live a life free of hassles or drama. He feels he’s earned it\, but the world has other plans for him. Come\, hear the conquistador of petty gripes air his grievances with a world hell bent on irritating the bejeezus out of us all and\, who knows\, perhaps it will make you feel better about your own bouts of impotent rage.\n\n✭✭✭✭✭ “Hilarious… verging on greatness ” ROLLING STONE UK\n✭✭✭✭✭ “Fantastically funny ” EVENING STANDARD\n✭✭✭✭✭ “Funny above all else ” CHORTLE\n✭✭✭✭✭”Masterful… a must-see performance” ENTERTAINMENT NOW\n✭✭✭✭✭ “Ed Byrne breaks the five-star rating system to the point where multiples of stars could be added ” BROADWAYBABY\n✭✭✭✭ “Dead funny… the Irish comic is in great form ” DAILY MAIL\n✭✭✭✭1/2 “Byrne is disarmingly hilarious”METRO\n✭✭✭✭ “Just glorious” THE TIMES\n \n“Byrnes skill is to make you think you know where he’s going\, only for him to spin you round in another direction leaving you breathless with his skill and audacity and laughing with him at his world view.” EDINBURGH EVENING NEWS
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/ed-byrne-no-dramas/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/Paris:20270515T200000
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SUMMARY:Rhys James: Chop Logic
DESCRIPTION:Rhys has made a discovery that could fix everything. It’s been staring him in the face the whole time\, in a mirror held behind his head. If he can ignore his own problems for long enough\, he might just be able to solve yours.\n\nA fast\, forensic show of big ideas and gag-dense overthinking from one of the nation’s sharpest stand-ups.\n\nStar of TLC’s Mock The Week and BBC Radio 4’s Rhysearch\, also seen furrowing his brow on QI\, Live At The Apollo and his viral U&Dave lecture\, ‘I Stalk Strangers Online’.\n\n‘Scintillating stand-up’ ★★★★ The Times\n‘Flip your head back\, laugh out loud\, clap spontaneously\, snort uncontrollably and pee your pants funny’ ★★★★ Edinburgh Festivals Magazine\n ‘One of the funniest men in the world’ Richard Osman\n\nAge 14 plus
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/rhys-james-chop-logic/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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