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SUMMARY:Jonathan Pie: Work in Progress
DESCRIPTION:Phil McIntyre Live Ltd presents – Jonathan Pie: Work in Progress\n\nJoin Jonathan Pie as he road-tests brand new material for his forthcoming national tour.\n\nJonathan Pie\, the Uk’s angriest news reporter returns for a brand-new Live Show touring the UK.\n\nJonathan Pie is coming to terms with the horror of Keir Starmer’s Labour and the fact that he voted for it. Meanwhile\, Reform are waiting in the wings and Elon Musk is pulling the strings. The far-right are on the march\, Trump’s having a ball and the woke left still haven’t worked out how to get their head out their own arses. The climate is collapsing\, AI is about to rule and ruin your life and World War Three feels distinctly possible.\n\nCome and see this helpful and hilarious guide to surviving the impending apocalypse. This is The End of The World according to Jonathan Pie.\n\n\n★★★★★ \nChortle \n\n\n“Glints of genius” The Times\n \n“Side splittingly funny”  Liverpool Echo \n \n\n“A rifling pace and bravura display” \nThe Arts Desk \n\n\n\nAge 14+
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/jonathan-pie-work-in-progress/
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SUMMARY:Seann Walsh: This is Torture
DESCRIPTION:After his sell-out 2023 tour\, the UK’s dishevelled king of stand-up\, award-winning Seann Walsh returns with a brand-new hour of side-splitting comedy. Don’t miss his trademark high-energy exasperation and razor-sharp observations that leave audiences in stitches and on their feet all around the country. This year\, he’s decided to name the show after the thing he says the most in life – THIS IS TORTURE.\n\n\n‘Unquestionably the best observational comic of his generation’ – The Guardian\n\n\n‘A cracking good show’ – The Telegraph\n\n\n‘One of comedy’s hottest properties… very talented\, very funny’ – The Evening Standard\n\n‘He remains one of the most entertaining observational comics on the block’ – The Independent\n\nAge 14+
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/seann-walsh-this-is-torture/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:5 Mistakes That Changed History
DESCRIPTION:We all make mistakes\, but rarely do they change the course of history. \n\n\n5 Mistakes That Changed History is a hilarious historical storytelling show performed by historian and comedian\, Paul Coulter\, about five people and how their mistakes (big and small!) changed the world.\nBlending history\, storytelling and comedy the show has been a smash-hit\, sell-out success on the comedy festival circuit\, selling out both Edinburgh Festival Fringe and Adelaide Fringe Festival three years in a row in 2023\, 2024 and 2025.\n\nThe show was named by British Comedy Guide as one of the ‘Best Reviewed Edinburgh Fringe Shows’ and was chosen as one of the ‘Picks of the Fringe’.\nPaul is the author of the bestselling book ‘10 Mistakes That Changed History’ which was published by Penguin Random House in 2025. Paul has appeared on air talking about History’s greatest mistakes on BBC World News\, BBC Radio 2\, BBC Radio 5\, BBC Radio London and Times Radio.\n\nIf you love history\, don’t let your mistake be missing out on this show!\n\n★★★★★ “So engaging and entertaining that I forgot I was there to review it” Theatre Weekly\n★★★★★ “Brilliantly entertaining\, earns its place as one of the best reviewed shows in recent years” Broadway World\n★★★★★ “Entertaining and informative” Edinburgh Reporter\n★★★★★ “Highly enjoyable and educational\, it really leaves you wanting more” The Recs\n★★★★★ “The perfect balance between entertaining and educating” Corr Blimey\n★★★★ ½ “Funny\, informative and entertaining\, this show will delight you if you’re a history buff and turn you into one if you’re not” Glam Adelaide\n\nAge 12+
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/5-mistakes-that-changed-history/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Scott Bennett: Stuff - Plus Special Guests
DESCRIPTION:Live Nations Presents: Scott Bennett\n\nAs heard on BBC Radio 4!\n\n\nAs a society we love stuff\, it’s a statement about who we are and who we want to be. But apparently\, this message is at odds with the looming environmental crisis. We’re now struggling to balance these worlds\, to focus on the things that bring us real connections and nourish the soul. Award-winning Comedian and Award-winning Product Designer\, Scott Bennett is desperately trying to cleanse his life of stuff\, but is this even possible anymore?\n\n\nTour support for Mickey Flanagan\, Rob Brydon Jason Manford\, and John Bishop. The star of Live at the Apollo\, The News Quiz\, The Now Show\, The Ultimate Choice and Chortle Best Club Comedian Nominee 2022.\n\n\n“Without doubt live comedy’s best kept secret” Evening Standard\n“Great material\, great delivery\, a very funny man” Rob Brydon\n“Brilliantly funny\, a joy to watch” Chris Ramsey\n“Bennett is a stand-up in fine control of his material\, his delivery and his image\, a masterclass in adding a frisson of ‘in the moment’ unpredictability to otherwise tightly written routines” **** Chortle\n\nAge 16+
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/scott-bennett-stuff-plus-special-guests/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Flo and Joan: With Feeling
DESCRIPTION:The time has come for critically acclaimed musical comedy duo Flo & Joan to write another bio as they make their highly anticipated return to the stage with a brand-new show.\n\n\n “Gosh\, they are almost like a real band” (Bruce Dessau\, Beyond a Joke). The pair will try and take up as much of the stage and as little of your patience as possible as they use another “real band’s” setlist to write their own show – ruminating on themes such as ‘what is music?’\, ‘how do you be a band?’\, and ‘is comedy?’ in the sharp-tongued\, deadpan way they have become accustomed to.\n\nAs seen on Live at the Apollo\, The Royal Variety Performance\, Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day Live 2023 and their own comedy special ‘Alive on Stage’ for Amazon Prime.\n\n“Musical comedy hasn’t been in such safe hands for years”\nThe List\n“truly exceptional”\nRolling Stone\n“extraordinary… #1 Comedy Show of 2024”\nThe Guardian\n“these intricately crafted\, flawlessly performed numbers will have you howling with laughter one minute\, wiping away a tear the next”\nThe Telegraph ★★★★\n“Flo & Joan coat every moment with jokes\, jokes\, jokes”\nThe Times ★★★★\n“They’ve just crammed in jokes… brilliantly written\, superbly performed”\nThe Stage ★★★★★\n“[they] briefly appear to be a jolly musical double act\, but tear that to pieces about two bars into the first\, perfectly timed song”\nSunday Times ★★★★\n\nAge 16+
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/flo-and-joan-with-feeling/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:John Kearns: Tilting At Windmills
DESCRIPTION:Tilting at Windmillsis the brand-new stand-up show from Taskmaster alumni and double Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner\, John Kearns. \nA fragmented\, digressing portrayal of a 38-year-old man’s life\, alluding to books he hasn’t read\, touching on the modern condition. Plus VAT! More allusive and bleak as ever\, it is unreal the comedian you become. And for who? Decent craic with the right crowd. A show for those who have read about but not committed to the Guinness Nitrosurge. \nSeen bewildered onTaskmaster (Channel 4)\, terrified onLive at the Apollo (BBC)\, getting throughNever Mind the Buzzcocks (Sky)\,and implicating others on his Sky stand-up specialThe Varnishing Days.  More comfortable on pods but comes alive on stage\, for your pleasure! \nDirected by Olivier winner\, Jon Brittain. \n★★★★★ \nThe Guardian \n“most will surely be won over…with the delightful\, poetic flourish that defines all his work… perfectly structured with overlapping themes and surprising callbacks… It’s all rather wonderful” \nChortle ★★★★★ \n“about as funny as anything this decade” \nThe Times ★★★★
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/john-kearns-tilting-at-windmills/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Sindhu Vee: Swanky
DESCRIPTION:Someone once asked Sindhu Vee a very stupid question. She wants to tell you about it.\n\nFrom the award-winning star of Live at the Apollo comes a brand-new stand-up show about falling through the cracks you didn’t make\, avoiding the friendships you don’t want\, and embracing the self-love you definitely need.\n\nIn Swanky\, Sindhu Vee is taking her “outspoken\, frank and funny stand-up” (Evening Standard) across the country for her first UK tour in five years.\n\nSince 2021’s Alphabet – now available to stream on Sindhu’s website – the Edinburgh Comedy Award-nominated comic has appeared on QI\, Have I Got News For You and Would I Lie To You? as well as starring in Netflix’s Sex Education and Matilda the Musical as well as Amazon Prime’s Pradeeps of Pittsburgh and Picture This.\n\nNow\, having become one of the most exciting and sought-after comedy talents internationally\, UK audiences can get ready for her most sophisticated\, intimate and swanky show yet.\n\n‘Exceptional… Tremendous’ ★★★★ Scotsman\n\nPresented by Plosive Live in association with PBJ Management\n\nAge Guidance 14+\n\n‘Superior comedy… commanding charisma’ ★★★★ The List\n‘Spellbinding… comedy storytelling at its best’ ★★★★★ Funny Women\n‘One of the finest hours of stand-up I’ve ever witnessed’ ★★★★★ ITalkTelly\n‘Big Laughs’ ★★★★ FestMag\n‘Witty and hilarious’ ★★★★ Wee review\n‘Outspoken\, frank and funny stand-up’ Evening Standard\n‘Gleefully wicked’ Sunday Times
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/sindhu-vee-swanky/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Maisie Adam: What’s Her Face
DESCRIPTION:Straight off the back of Taskmaster\, A League Of Their Own\, and Last\nOne Laughing\, Maisie Adam is back with her brand new\nshow Whatsherface.\n\nJoin the “tall\, chaotic one with the weird hair”* as she returns with her\ntrademark wit\, firecracker gags\, and probably a few angry outbursts\nalong the way.\n\n *A genuine description given by her best friend’s Mum at a wedding this\nyear.\n\n⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Daily Express\n⭐⭐⭐⭐ The Guardian\n⭐⭐⭐⭐ The List  \n⭐⭐⭐⭐ “a complete comedy natural\, currently at the top of her game”\nEvening Standard\n \n \nPresented by Mick Perrin Worldwide in association with PBJ Management\nSuitable 16+
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/maisie-adam-whats-her-face/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Josh Pugh: Ha Ha\, Yeah Sound
DESCRIPTION:After 2 sell out tours\, Josh Pugh is back performing stand up comedy to the best of his ability for an hour and a bit. \nJosh is known for his appearances on the small screen (TV) Live at the Apollo\, Big Fat Quiz of Everything\, Mock the Week\, Would I Lie to You\, The Last Leg as well his appearances on even smaller screens (your phone) with his weekly viral videos.\n\nHere are some quotes selected to convince you further.\n\n‘Deceptively clever’ THE GUARDIAN\n‘A must-see stand up’ ROLLING STONE\n‘Pub-grub comedy served up with cordon-bleu flare’ THE WEE REVIEW\n\nAs seen on Hypothetical (Dave)\, BBC New Comedy Awards\, Head Judge (BBC)\, Mock The Week (BBC)\, The Last Leg (Channel 4)\, As Yet Untitled (Dave)\, Live at The Moth Club (Dave)\, Match of the Day X (BBC).
URL:https://lancastergrand.wpdesign.website/show/josh-pugh-ha-ha-yeah-sound/
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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